elizziebeth:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

the best.

via itseasytoremember
23/5/13 | 11:39pm | 123,122 notes

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

via consulting-demon-hunter
23/5/13 | 11:38pm | 7,294 notes

lyndsayfaye:

deauthier:

In La Femme à Paris the author Octave Uzanne dubbed a woman’s clothing ‘her offensive armour’ - but, in reality, fashion seldom offers protection from the violence of the modern world. The clothing adopted when a woman is at her most vulnerable to attack - the heels, furs and jewels of evening attire - actively works against the idea of self-preservation.


Nick Knight sought to challenge this: born from a desire to protect his own two teenage daughters and inspired by the ‘Slutwalk’ movement of women reclaiming the right to dress as they wish without being seen to invite attack, Knight decided to address the notion of self-defence through a fashion shoot. For this, he chose to collaborate with two much-celebrated and empowered female fashion figures - model Lara Stone, and stylist Carine Roitfeld - to redefine the notion of ‘Power Dressing’ for the twenty-first century.


Specially trained for this shoot in the techniques of Krav Maga, a self-defence system developed by the Israeli Defence Forces, Stone defends herself in a series of scenarios whilst modelling a selection of Spring/Summer 2012’s finest fashions, selected by Roitfeld and captured by Knight in stills for V magazine and on fashion film for SHOWstudio. These films serve two functions - showcasing next season’s key styles, and offering instruction to women, a high-fashion ‘how to’ of self-defence.


Pushing the boundaries of fashion editorial beyond aesthetic, and countering the ‘Brutal Chic’ of violent fashion imagery that dominated in the seventies, Knight, Roitfeld and Stone offer a true vision of ‘Power Dressing’ for a modern and truly powerful woman.

Krav Maga - Knife Threat to Body: Prada - Lara Stone and Nick Knight.

Oh my god.

via clockworktimelady
23/5/13 | 11:38pm | 3,206 notes

thedoctorginger:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

oh my god what is this from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs

Your welcome.

(Source: mishawinsexster)

via tomhiddie
23/5/13 | 11:34pm | 22,313 notes

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

23/5/13 | 11:33pm | 26,556 notes

#how I make my comebacks

(Source: mufffliato)

23/5/13 | 11:32pm | 40,029 notes

ohmyloki:

Bonus:

image

23/5/13 | 11:32pm | 22,288 notes

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23/5/13 | 11:32pm | 10,386 notes
night-panda:

zombiesandporn:

I know one person who wouldnt like the season finale 

I bet Ten would’ve been a bit conflicted as well… Well maybe not as much.

night-panda:

zombiesandporn:

I know one person who wouldnt like the season finale 

I bet Ten would’ve been a bit conflicted as well… Well maybe not as much.

23/5/13 | 11:31pm | 13,623 notes

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

deer noises

gun shot noises

panicked deer noises

man yelling god dammit in the distance

23/5/13 | 11:31pm | 9,150 notes

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